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I WILL BEAT YOU ALL OVER THOSE FRENCH FRIES
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Except for a better takedown, this is probably how a fight with me would go. I am super amused.

Also you don't wear elastic waistband shorts and no underwear. It's a bad plan.

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and they are still serving food LOL

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I WILL BEAT YOU ALL OVER THOSE FRENCH FRIES BOY!

FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR CHEESEBURGER, MOTHERFUCKER.

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oh... oh my god. I can barely watch this.

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I just saw this last night and Toliy and I thought it looked a lot like some Jiu Jitsu. We were right!

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I'd say it's just as likely to be judo, but that takedown was terrible. Probably some BJJ, yeah.

"Come get some!"
"I have some"

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>_<

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This was the first thing I saw again in the morning, to start off my day.

I'm still loling.

It's great.

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brazilian jj is what i would say

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Dude learned from watching UFC :)

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Looks like WWE to me.

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I don't think they do un-modified scarf hold in either, most times.

A traditional scarf hold would be pretty hilarious in pro wrestling. They might have used it back when it was plausibly realistic...

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I've seen them do it a couple of years back, from what I remember.

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Then consider me corrected.

Dude's base wasn't awful, also.

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Hey I don't understand... are you saying the wrestler guy is weak? I thought he did a good job pwning the fat guy.

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Hahahaha he did a fine job considering he's drunk. He just seemed like a drunk BJJ white belt.

Oh oh oh and I found a response video:

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That's not the same dude. The guy in the original video is Dane Cook, and this guy looks nothing like him.

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Great ads for Whataburger.

He should become their spokesman.

I noticed they only sell them in the South though.

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